I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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