East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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