bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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