i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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