put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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