There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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