I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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