Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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