Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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