Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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