Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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