I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My vagina is officially offended.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
