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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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