Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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