I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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