if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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