The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
