I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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