I take back everything I said about communal showers
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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