whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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