dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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