i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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