How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Randomize
