Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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