At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
