S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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