I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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