i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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