They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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