i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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