exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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