we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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