Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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