Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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