I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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