Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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