I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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