More tranny stories later!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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