I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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