So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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