I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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