so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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