Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Duck Duck Cougar?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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