haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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