Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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