Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he quoted the bible to break up with me
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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