Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
