Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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