I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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