is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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