Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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