so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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