At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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