I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
